theonewhosawitall:

i dunno man E looks right

Okay a) is Japanese for drinks b) is sukiyaki and d) is katakana for dessert. You’d have to have no fucking idea how French works to fuck this up.

theonewhosawitall:

i dunno man E looks right

Okay a) is Japanese for drinks b) is sukiyaki and d) is katakana for dessert. You’d have to have no fucking idea how French works to fuck this up.

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humansofnewyork:

"You photograph normal people on the street? I go to photography museums, so trust me, if you want to be successful, you must take crazier photos than this. Try photos with naked people."

I hoe this guy realizes who photographed him and is embarrassed >~>

humansofnewyork:

"You photograph normal people on the street? I go to photography museums, so trust me, if you want to be successful, you must take crazier photos than this. Try photos with naked people."

I hoe this guy realizes who photographed him and is embarrassed >~>


humansofnewyork:

"You want to photograph me eating chicken?""Yep.""Well, if I let you, I need you to help me deliver a message.""What’s that?""I work at this library. And before that, I was coming here for twenty years. It’s my favorite place in the world. As many people know, the main reading room of this library is supported by seven floors of books, which contain one of the greatest research collections in the world. Recently, the library administration has decided to rip out this collection, send the books to New Jersey, and use the space for a lending library. As part of the consolidation, they are going to close down the Mid-Manhattan Library Branch as well as the Science, Industry, and Business Library. When everything is finished, one of the greatest research libraries in the world will become a glorified internet cafe. Now read that back to me."

OMG that is heinous.

humansofnewyork:

"You want to photograph me eating chicken?"
"Yep."
"Well, if I let you, I need you to help me deliver a message."
"What’s that?"
"I work at this library. And before that, I was coming here for twenty years. It’s my favorite place in the world. As many people know, the main reading room of this library is supported by seven floors of books, which contain one of the greatest research collections in the world. Recently, the library administration has decided to rip out this collection, send the books to New Jersey, and use the space for a lending library. As part of the consolidation, they are going to close down the Mid-Manhattan Library Branch as well as the Science, Industry, and Business Library. When everything is finished, one of the greatest research libraries in the world will become a glorified internet cafe. Now read that back to me."

OMG that is heinous.


shingekinokyojinheaven:

opticallyaroused:

Ladies, and gentlemen, this is the captain. If you look out the right side of the aircraft you will notice flight 195 challenging us to a race.

please put on your seat belts because it’s about to get raw as hell up in this bitch *sound of plane diving*


It’s going to the other goddamn direction, you dopes.

shingekinokyojinheaven:

opticallyaroused:

Ladies, and gentlemen, this is the captain. If you look out the right side of the aircraft you will notice flight 195 challenging us to a race.

please put on your seat belts because it’s about to get raw as hell up in this bitch *sound of plane diving*

It’s going to the other goddamn direction, you dopes.

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i-once-had-a-guy-tell-me:

I once had a guy tell me twice that I’d never survive ‘man-flu’ because I’m just a girl. He’s my dad and he’s been watching me struggling with heart disease since I was born, and lung disease which has been slowly killing me for 7 years. But that’s nothing compared to when a man has a virus.

(submitted by anonymous)

Oh, I guess he WOULDNT GIVE A SHIT IF SHE DIED THEN, ASSHOLE!



I love you
Tom Hiddleston
The Red Necklace

limegreenandloki:

thalieth:

Because everyone needs Tom Hiddleson saying “I love you, I always will” on their dashboard.

I’m almost afraid to hit play.

I think I literally died for a second.

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princessyandere:

the-angie-christ:

thethreeamigops:

feelin-good-in-the-inc:

nu4:

Where can I watch this?! 

Are we just not gonna talk about the last guy’s reaction?

Are we not going to talk about the fact that there is a tv show in japan where random things around the room are made of chocolate and people have to go around and bite EVERYTHING to check 

can someone post the fucking source video already

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x193jrk

I’m gonna watch thiiis.

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Xxlandbdsditrbeucanwvwuspdrroedvdh
Wut

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i-once-had-a-guy-tell-me:

I once had a guy tell me that the size of my hips meant I’d obviously been “broken” by a man, and thus he wouldn’t go near me.

(submitted by anonymous)

Yes, because genetics you were born with are superseded by some dude having sex with you and “breaking you?”
The fuck?